meef clams

a sexually transmitted parasite causing the labia to become mangled looking and the vagina to release disgusting odors into the air causing severe gagging and asphyxiation of any living creature standing within 10 yards.

that poor sucker stuck it in trisha without a condom and now he got her meef clams.

by trawzelle April 2, 2007

Meef Ribbon

The Meef Ribbon is awarded to the saltiest, meefiest, moistest meef at the jamboree.

Points are awarded for
1. Salt
2. Overall meefiness

3. Depth and girth

*not to be confused with Meef Ribbons (the parasite) or Meef Robbins (the famous actor)

Peggy Sue won the Meef Ribbon at the Kentucky Jamboree. What a bitch!

by Rusty Meefs March 19, 2020

meeftana

A female anatomical region consisting of the meaty part of the pubic region/outside majora.

So I was at the pool today and saw lots of meeftana around bikini bottoms.

by galleonfishwater June 13, 2023

Meef Chubaca

A Really, Really Hairy Stanky Snatch.

I got soo drunk I went over to that nasty wookies house for some of that Meef Chubaca

by N K Reeger October 9, 2009

Chings Meefy

1) The point in your night when you know what Chings Meefy is.
2) High
3) Drunk

I am Chings Meefy.
I am so meefed right now.
Meefy Sir Chings Himself.

by Sean February 6, 2005

meefa

Fat black hoochie mamma who eats 5 babies.

That meefa be stealin' ma bread!

by Lamangio Smith August 16, 2003

meefles

The feeling of guilt like a bottomless pit in your stomach that something horrible just happened and its not your fault.

Jerry got run over by a Mercedes sports car and you had nothing to do with it. And you didn't even get to see it... MEEFLES!!!!!

by Muffindude April 5, 2008