munzered

To be a a chronic one upper

I was telling my friend that I was having a bad day but he munzered me by telling me his dog died!

by Citozki October 31, 2013

MUMZERT

To insert your penis into an orifice for one stroke, ejaculate then not pull out for fear of abandonment.

The sex was blah he could only mumzert me then proceeded to fall asleep.

by Ranchgirls September 17, 2020

munzer

person better then artem;sex god

that person is such a munzer

by mynameiscourtneylosers January 16, 2008

Angry Muzzeldini

The Angry Muzzeldini is bascially a mix between the muzzel loader, the houdini and an angry pirate. In order for an Angry Muzzeldini to be executed perfectly the perpitrator will need a can of dip (Skoal, grizzly or coppenhagen for best results) a friend and a bitch who'll take it in the pooper. Whilst fucking a girl with a nice pinch in your mouth you will scoop out the dip and procede to place the dip on the inside rim of her asshole. At this point you will pull out and let your friend who was hiding in the closet come out and push the dip into her anus with his dick. Next you will need to run outside and knock on the window to show the girl that you are no longer the one fucking her. Your friend will finally pull out, and once she turns around to see who is actually fucking her, will nutt in her eye followed by a swift kick to the shin. The end result is a girl with tobacco in her ass, being fucked by a stranger whilst looking like a pirate.

Dude Hannah freaked the fuck out when Jack and I pulled off the Angry Muzzeldini

by AdamJamoWill October 10, 2011

Mazzerfacker

The word "Motherfucker" pronounced with a Russian accent. Also pronounced Muzzafugga, Madderfacker, and Mazzer Facker.

"ZAT MAZZERFACKER STOLE MY WALLET!"

by The Dude With Tude April 8, 2009

Mizzery

The cool way to spell (Misery)
(Mizzery) is probably the best way to spell it and its OG

1. wretchedness of condition or circumstances.

2. distress or suffering caused by need, privation, or poverty.

3.great mental or emotional distress; extreme unhappiness.

Girl: "WTF!! get out of my shoes"
Boy: "No!"
Girl
M

Girl: "WTF!! get out of my shoes"
Boy: "No!"
Girl: "Give out of it NOW!!"
Boy: "No!!!"
Mom: O please stop you "Mizzery"

by JlVEN October 1, 2011

Mozzerella Stick

When you eat cheetos then jerk off with the cheese powder still on your hands

Person #1: "I was so high last night and I was so hungry and horny so I just gave myself a mozzerella stick"

by Jeff hamond May 6, 2015