1: "Hey guess what?"
2: "What?"
1: "Mustard."
2: "Damn, I lost the game."
by MustardMakesYouLoseTheGame November 24, 2010
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Carla: Ehmahgawd Tina, I just discovered a new low calorie snack- mustard on paper. It has like three calories.

Tina: Rock on, Carla. That is totally hawt!
by TrickyPickle September 16, 2016
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A slang word referencing asians with a slight tint of color on them
Hey chad how about that booty on that mustard .
by Cecilbricklayer2 July 15, 2017
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A derogatory term for any homosexual of Hispanic descent - especially Mexican - or those who very closely associate with such persons.
I walked in on Juan and Pedro last night - the mental image of those passionate mustards will haunt me until my dying days...
by Golgomath May 9, 2010
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The substance which Cackletta's most favorite student, who is named Fawful will spread on the sandwich of said bad guy's desire. The mustard of Mario and Luigi's doom
Princess Peach’s voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandich of Cackletta’s desires! And the battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!
by aaron the bannom November 23, 2003
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A mustard is a person who has a slight yellow tint to them . Examples would be Asians .
Hey brian .. how about that nice mustard with the booty of an angel on her .
by Cecilbricklayer2 January 12, 2019
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Collective noun describing a group of retarded children
Hide your crayons, there's a Mustard of retards approaching.
by Dildozermaniac February 14, 2019
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