Murple Share definition Flag a bloody queif. In other words; a pussy-fart accompanied by bloody material. "When Paxton "murpled"...damn that bitch stained the mutherfuckin upolstery in my jeep. Murple by i kill you now January 22, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Murple mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch