Murder

A hobby that kills time along with its victims in the process.

"So, what's your favorite hobby?"

"Murder."

by HellsingDMC November 1, 2014

Murder porn

Crime shows that depict real events, usually homicides. Especially popular with middle-aged married people.

Nightmare in Suburbia is some top notch murder porn!

by Ella LaBella May 12, 2015

dramatical murder

The best Boy's Love game you will ever play. The main character being Aoba. Where there are 5 other love interest you can pick from. While there are 5 routes that can lead to love. There are 5 routes that can lead to disaster/destruction. A very popular yaoi game ^.^

Melanie:" Have you ever played Dramatical Murder? "
Amber: "No but i like the anime !"
Melanie:" Really -_-"

by *Sly Blue* November 27, 2014

frosty mudslide

When a woman defecates while pushing semen out of her vagina, resulting in the appearance of white frosting on the fecal matter.

Holy shit! Jennifer just made a frosty mudslide after the gang bang. I thought it was an accident but Eric paid extra to film the whole thing and take it home as a souvenir.

by woowoocas October 8, 2014

Mudshit

The act of defecating into a toilet bowl in a manner inexplicable through standard laws of physics. Upon executing a mudshit, at least 90% of the bowl are covered in faeces. Typically, the mudshit remains in the bowl for hours until it becomes unflushable, rendering the lavatory useless.

Unlike the upper decker, which can be considered a witty act of civil disobedience, a mudshit arises from blatant incapability of using a toilet combined with severe malnutrition.

"Dude, my housemate pulled another mudshit!"

"Don't cover the bowl with mudshits!"

by thunderfromdownunder86 October 12, 2012

mudscuttle

A White American who seems intent upon single-handedly making reparations for every wrong Black Americans have suffered at the hands of the White Man. The keynote characteristic of the mudscuttle is that he will reflexively ascribe nobility of character to Black folk. The mudscuttle imagines his behavior indicative of enlightened sophistication, when the behavior is instead a sinister form of prejudice in which bigotry has been replaced with intransigent advocacy. A mudscuttle boss will brazenly assign choice assignments to Blacks and turn a deaf ear to the most rational requests from Whites for parity in the workplace. It is typical of the mudscuttle to express nauseating levels of adoration for famous Black people, wildly disproportionate to actual accomplishment.

I'll never get promoted! My mudscuttle boss gave the last three promotions to Shaniqua, DeMontross and M'Kell!

by Mo Dixley July 21, 2011

premedicated murder

When someone kills and then uses an insanity defence.

Mayuko: Did you hear about the Tampa mom who shot her teenage kids for being mouthy?
Phil: What the?
Mayuko: Yeah she said that she snapped but it turns out she had it all planned.
Phil: Good luck using the premedicated murder defence.

Noriko: That Greyhound bus beheading guy was totally crazy don't you think?
Paul: Yeah, premedicated murder for sure.

by ocius1 February 23, 2011