Murder

(noun)
The decision to wear both socks and sandals in the same outfit

"Dude, why are you wearing your Birkenstock's and Nike socks in the same outfit?"
"I don't know man I thought it was cool."
"That's an act of murder."

by Corny Beans January 14, 2020

Murder

A large group of wandering douchebags. A full murder consists of five or more pricks. A smaller murder is three.

guy 1: Oh my god, I just had to ride on the bus next to a whole murder!
guy 2: I feel so bad for you, dude.

by Sususususup August 6, 2011

Murder

Really? If you look up murder on the U.D. then you’re just as crazy as I am. Don’t be proud of that I’m a literal psychopath. Anyway for those who do want to know the defintion of murder it’s this: the act of slaughtering or killing someone or something. There, happy now?

Psychopath: I looked up Murder in the U.D. and now I’m in the mood to kill.

Girl: Oh please don’t. I have a boyfriend.

by MagicalKitten05 June 6, 2018

Murder

God's will

I murdered like ten dudes it was so fun

by YaelCantSing October 20, 2016

Murder

Gorgeous; To have killer looks.

That boy is Murderrr:)

by LA ☆ December 16, 2009

Murder

God's will

I murdered like ten dudes it was so fun

by YaelCantSing October 20, 2016

Murder

𝗙 𝗨 𝗡
(also see Dracoline for the person who will be doing the murder, usually in your sleep)

person 1: did you hear about that murder last night?
person 2: yeah i had 𝗙 𝗨 𝗡
person 1: .... o.0 .....
person 2: READING about it (ó﹏ò )
person 1: 'o7'
person 1: don't worry i never liked them anyway
person 2: ε-(´・｀) ﾌ
*person 3 bursts in the room*
person 3: the cops are here so we need to leave and go murder more people
person 1 & 2: ok :)

by Dracoline_Da_Best on insta February 28, 2022