mupbag

a person who is acting in an obnoxious manner, or is undesirable, this person really grinds your fucking gears.

Bob - "you see that girl ally last night? she was acting wild"

Jim - "yeah bro, she's a real fuckin mupbag"

Tom - "yo that kid Jeff jipped me on a dime bag"

Lisa - "yeah, he's a real mupbag like that"

by sb7733 January 17, 2017

Gutter Muppet

A Fall River, MA hood rat that tries to scam people out of money with sob stories about her car being "stolen" when its really been repossessed, having cancer when she doesn't, and makes up stories about domestic abuse and being robbed.

This girl Britany, is such a gutter muppet.

by The King of Swing001254 February 20, 2017

Mumpass

It is a design on the pavement located in the esplanade between Disneyland and Disney California Adventure. The design looks like a compass with Mickey Mouse heads in every corner. The word Mumpass is short for the words "Mickey Mouse compass."

I'm on my way, meet me at the Mumpass.

by TheDisneyBears December 31, 2016

Muppetesque

Adjective describing a person who, as a result of extensive plastic surgery, now looks more like a muppet than a human.

That Real Housewife has had so much plastic surgery, she looks positively muppetesque.

by K-Murda March 11, 2013

Closet Muppet

A slightly less charismatic, less attractive muppet who instead of being featured onstage is confined to the closet. Closet muppets are similar to other, more popular muppets, except that they lack the strong personalities, or they have slight cosmetic inconsistencies, such as the eyes are on crooked. The term generally is used to refer to people who are odd, unusual or have characteristics similar to a closet muppet.

Kermit: Are there any cute girls in your class?
Gonzo: Nah, they're all closet muppets.

by SuperSonicNoise February 26, 2010

Baby Muppet Faced

Is a person that resembles a Baby muppet character

Did you see that Baby Muppet Faced female ? That's gonzo when he was in diapers ,that's what Lil K-Tone said !!! !!!! !!!

by Da S.I.C Mista December 25, 2018

mupple

n, colloq.: A mixed-race heterosexual couple, of which one partner, generally the male, is of Caucasian appearance and the other partner, generally the female, is of South-East Asian appearance, and distinguished by a significant difference in any or all of: (i) age (male greater than female); (ii) weight (m > f); (iii) girth (m > f); (iv) height (m > f); and/or (v) physical attractiveness (f >> m).

"It seemed a fair trade for the happy mupple - the septuagenarian Englishman with his first-world passport but with his shuffling gait and warm if dribbling smile, and the teenage Filipina, grinning inanely as ever, with her whole life ahead of her but with two ex-husbands, an ever-expanding extended family and attendant work-shy village hangers-on to support. It wasn't so much they were made for eachother, rather they weren't really made for anybody else."

by Our Man in Asia July 18, 2006