Munted

The state one reaches when highly under
the influence of MDMA or ecstacy.

That Motherfucker was so munted he thought
that the clock was trying to eat him.

by Eagleman January 17, 2008

Munted

The point after a massive night of raping your head with narcotics where you're brain no longer connects with the rest of your body - symptoms are involuntary drooling, twitching, grinding what stubs are left of your teeth, chewing your face off, hallucinating and generally making a c**t of yourself. Usually followed by a stint in the twilight zone - a dirty, frightening place between sleep and awareness. Closely associated with fiended

'Man that guy is fucked' 'Nah man he's munted' 'should we call an ambo' 'What did you say man' 'Fuck knows, shit man we need more vicks!'

by R Yenarg August 23, 2005

Munted

to be ugly, disfigured or deformed from birth as the result of inbreeding or poor genetics, mentally retarded or stupid, an idiot, a moron, psychologically and/or socially disabled.

So many people in Geelong are munted because of the closed, low quality gene pool.

by charmingdiamond January 4, 2011

Munted

Verb. To be/get munted.
Refers to the state of intoxication through either alcohol or other substances to the extent that you can no longer walk and all bodily functionality is lost.

"let us all get munted" -Nelson Mandela president of the United States of Africa 44BC- 1982

by Daonebest November 28, 2020

Munted

a bit like cunted but not as offensive

I am as munted as an wet cardboard box

by arsebadger July 3, 2003

Munted

To be retarded, or mentally challenged in some way.

"Dude, you're munted!"

by Rollo47 July 11, 2003

Munted

An Australian term used to describe someone who has taken excessive amounts of ecstasy (Pingers). This can often be identified by; enlarged pupils, uncontrollable jaw gurning/licking, excessive sweating and a lot of shit being spoken.

guy 1: Bro are you alright you look like you're having a seizure.

guy 2: I'm sweet bra just fucking munted as aye!!!

by thebentcunt September 21, 2013