Murkasaurus Rex

One who has been severely murked, both in a physical, and metaphoric sense.

Dude, I shouldn't have drunk so much beer last night, I woke up like a murkasaurus rex today.

by Murkasaurus January 4, 2009

Manthasaurus Rex

An very old gay man (70+) who is on the prowl for younger gay men (20-50) in the hopes of bedding them in exchange for lots of free drinks, food, and attention. Flashes Ben Franklins and wears an expensive watch and ring.

Well, tonight is totally dead, except for that Manthasaurus Rex in the corner gawking at you.

by silverdoggy March 31, 2012

Cuntasaurus Rex

This motherfucker is the queen of the cunts. she is pure evil steer clear of her you never know she might be your own mother. if she existed during the time of dinosaurs she more than likely would have survived extinction.

Your mom is the biggest Cuntasaurus Rex I have ever met in my life, Steven.

by hawtie45672 November 15, 2018

cuntasaurus rex

A large and or scary looking woman who is rude, or "cunt-like" in nature

Yeah, she is pretty much a cuntasaurus rex for saying that to him.

That girl mean! Like a cuntasaurus rex

by npizzle March 9, 2009

cuntasaurus

A woman behaving in a cunt-like manner that has a giant jagged stick up her ass; thus, the stick amplifies her "cunty" behavior due to the soreness it causes (i.e. cunty-sore-ass)

Surprisingly these particular cunts are not as rare as you may think and there is a strong correlation with the amount of typical cunts in one's town, city, community etc.

"WTF that same bitch from yesterday purposely didn't move and proceeded to block the doorway so I couldn't get on the train" "Damn Joe looks like that cuntasaurus struck again!"

by boredinbos2012 October 31, 2012

Cuntasaurus Rex

A very bitchy person, good to use for a laugh, or to make fun of someone, and not get in trouble, because technically, it doesn't exist. Also, a Dinosaur living in your mothers vagina. If it's not pink, he/she (GOD I HOPE ITS A SHE) will eat the human.

Austin Bowes. 'Nuff said.
"GOD! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE A CUNTASAURUS REX?!"

"RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW!" "STOP BEING A CUNTASAURUS REX AND SAY SOMETHING ELSE!"

by John Johnston/ Artemis Flame January 3, 2009

cuntasaurus

Tony Abbott, former Prime Monster of Australia

Tony Abbott is a complete cuntasaurus. Naming himself Minister for Women's Affairs - somebody should tell him that BEING a cunt doesn't qualify him to speak for the half of the population that HAS one.

by Slartibartfast69 November 17, 2016