muddy puppy

When a guy ejaculates onto a girls face and then the dog licks it off.

Holy shit, Hunter just gave Sara a muddy puppy! That poor Rosie doesn't know any better.

by Jasper Rojas October 27, 2008

Muddy

What guys in Ny refer to as they're bro .

Jah:"Yo Jay Word to my mother you really my muddy "

by Hoodfavnigga March 26, 2021

Muddy

If you knew a someone for 10 plus years and y’all got it through the “mud” together than that’s your “muddy” word was also made by the “YGZ” / “whG5pty”and Bronx nyc aka RPT

“This really my muddy right here”

“This really my heart knew he for many years (muddyyyyyyyyyy)”

by Bronx king March 28, 2021

Muddy Monocle

The ring of poo left around one's eye after another has positioned their anus around the eyeball. For thrill seekers only.

Jack woke up, looked in the mirror and to his delight saw a brown ring around his left eye. In that instance he realised that Erin had visited him in the night to deliver a Muddy Monocle.

by HairyChickenBum December 15, 2011

muddy lizard

A lizard that is covered in mud. Nothing more, nothing less.

"Yes, I would eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars" -Overly Attached Girlfried

by Hazzat July 7, 2012

too muddy

a term made by new jersey teenagers for when you don’t feel like doing something or something gets complicated

teacher: “we have a test today”

student: “too muddy”

by brick1738 June 6, 2021

muddy bookmark

When you are fucking a tramp in the ass you peel off the condom and place it in a book or magazine in their house To be discovered later.

I went to some sluts house last night and totally left a muddy bookmark in her copy of Mein Kampf.

by Shithousepoet March 13, 2015