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mugging

to steal one's coffee
Brian: Whoa, where the hell did my coffee go?

Ethan: Looks like you're the victim of a mugging.

Brian: Damnit!
by efiki February 17, 2009
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A crime commited by the foulest, vilest life of form on Earth, the true definition of scum.

Little scoundrels that have nothing better to do with their sad pathetic lives than to go round using violence to steal valuble possesions of innocent people because they can't be arsed or too thick to get a job to support themselves or there crackhead girlfriend, who is also a prostitute.
Its only because their jealous that we are much more fortunate than they are and they're also insecure because they're probably from a broken home, don't know who their dad is and their mum is far too doped up on crystal meth to give a toss.

Basically, anyone caught mugging should be chained to chair in a dungeon along with a series of tools/instruments of torture and the victim has permission to torture the pathetic lowlife in the sickest way possible, whilst pointing at laughing at them whilst they're sobbing and begging for mercy.
Mr. A- Hey man, good news
Mr. B- 'sup?
Mr. A- You remember that mugging that happened to me the other day?..yeah well they caught the bastards and I got a court appearance, those fuckers are goin' down!
Mr. B- Thats awesome! I hope they get hung or something, people like that really don't deserve a chance at life
by Llihp Notwen February 22, 2013
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To Make out with during yell practice when the lights are turned off at Yell Practice.
I was mugging with her at yell practice.
by Glen Newell April 30, 2008
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To take a coffee mug and beat someones fucking head in and steal their money.
" I just got done mugging that addicted caffeine consumer"
by captainoftheaquila August 13, 2014
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Alternativley, in either the sports of Paintball or certain first-person shooters a manoeuvre where a certain person in cover is circumnavigated and shot in the back and/or side.
O <-Other person shoots in back
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O <-Person
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Cover
by Xan February 2, 2005
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forcing your genitals into the opening of a mug can
yo bro! dont come in im mugging right now!
by ezis February 13, 2025
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Having an attractive face in a photo by yourself
She’s mugging in this picture
by Timewarpangel June 11, 2025
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