The act of a male jamming any type or sized muffin into a female's vagina, then pounding it in with his penis.
by BFCxSTANKYYLEGG November 29, 2011
Get the Muffinfucking mug.When your absolutely drop dead gawjus wife walks into your view and you become mute and fixated on her every movement, you can’t even remember why you were saying or why you were even there.
As I’m talking to someone and my Gawjus walks in, just by her presence and beauty, I can’t even remember my ABC’s let alone what day it is, ie just been MUDDLEFUCKED
by Logan & Lexie March 10, 2019
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Lit. someone who performs sexual acts on baked goods. Used to describe somebody with an obsession with baking they wont stop talking about. Also an alternative, mother-friendly term usable in place of "motherfucker" for most purposes.
by Smoogles March 14, 2021
Get the Muffinfucker mug.A person of less expertise, experience, knowledge, and understanding that causes great frustration to someone with greater knowledge, experience and expertise.
by iosnerd July 27, 2017
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Dude2: No but he told me he was goin' to muffle-fuck his girlfriends car.
Dude2: No but he told me he was goin' to muffle-fuck his girlfriends car.
by Mr.Trips ( jacob barile) December 28, 2007
Get the Muffle-Fuck mug.Sticking your hand up a girl's anus, as in fisting, and you grab onto her intestines and pull them out. People who do this are called Dutch Munklefuckers.
"Dude I stuck my hand in my girlfriend's ass and pulled her innards out! It was hot!"
"DUDE! You're such a Dutch Munklefucker!"
"DUDE! You're such a Dutch Munklefucker!"
by MrBobinator February 2, 2014
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