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muff cabbage

A variation of muff garbage. It is a mix of lint, pubic hair, and used toilet paper stuck in an unwashed, or dirty vagina. The mixture can get caught in the back of the throat when going down on an unclean vagina. Can cause gagging or choking.

When the word garbage is pronounced by jerseyites "garbage" actually sounds like "cabbage".
I choked on muff cabbage after going down on Snooki's dirty vagina.
by FreakNasty Trent October 19, 2010
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Muffcabage

Muffcabage is an expression originating from new jersey. Used by house wives in jersey to insult one another, Muffcabage has many definitions. 1. A woman's vagina that is very big. 2 A retard or stupid person. 3 A woman who over tans herself. loves sex. digs guys who where Ed harvy and get their hair done in a slut like way.
1.Oh, She is such a muffcabage

2. Your nothing, your just Muffcabage
by AJERSEYTHING November 21, 2010
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muff cabbage

A term used by people from the Jersey Shore in South Park. A derogatory term, meaning someone who has a dirty, overfucked vagina.
Pauly: Yo that bitch is such a muff cabbage!
Ted: What's a muff cabbage?
Pauly: You wouldn't understand; it's a jersey thing.
by (not)PeepingTom October 16, 2010
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by keghouseumn October 24, 2010
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Muff Cabbage

Nasty pussy; can be stinky but usually well shaved. As legend goes at one point it was probably a delicious vagina but overuse caused it to become a mess; a vagina that cannot be licked much less fucked. A total waste of pussy.
Mickey fucked that sexy pussy until it became muff cabbage.

Brian worked that Asian pussy until it became wonton muff cabbage.
by RU Nicholas 107 October 16, 2010
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by frosted_butts October 16, 2010
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muff cabbage

Is a new jersey woman with an extremely hairy vagina
by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021
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