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Muellerbait

An article that is designed to get clicks by dropping Robert Mueller's name, but lacks any new, substantive information about his investigation. Often just speculation that Mueller, may be about to do something big soon.
This article is pure Muellerbait. I'm tired of seeing commentators speculating that Mueller will do something big "soon." I just want to see stories about actual developments in the investigation.
by Han Singular November 27, 2018
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Mueller

Verb: to Mueller something/someone is to execute a deep lengthy investigation, usually in order to uncover the deepest darkest secrets and crimes of that thing/person, including and often specifically to find secrets unrelated to the original inquiry.
Frances: "Alright boys, fess up now, who took my lighter? Don't make me Mueller this shit and expose your vast collection of stolen lighters."
by bmb5220 May 22, 2018
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It’s Mueller Time!

When it’s time to redact, POTUS fear is clear...
Hey, you ready for complete and utter governmental chaos? It’s Mueller Time!
by YAWA March 23, 2019
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Mueller

Surname. The American version of the name Muller, but with an Umlaut over the "u." Very common in Germany.
American Muellers can be the best people you will ever meet.
Person #1: "That Sarah Mueller, she's really great!"
Person #2: "She might actually be one of the best people I have ever met!"
by always true March 5, 2009
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mueller it over

Careful consideration of an issue or a decision that results in a final irreversible decision. During the period of consideration, no amount of speculation, distraction, or pleading or argument is given any credence or consideration with regard to influencing the final outcome.
“Mother, will you please tell me yes or no, will my Bone spurs allow me to dodge the draft?” Answer: “Son I will have to get back with you I have paid our family doctor to Mueller it over.”
by Tomazon May 5, 2018
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muelling

A form of mulling (over) a particularly difficult (or gruelling) decision, concept, or thought. Muelling is often but not exclusively performed by any person with the surname: Mueller, Moeller, Miller, Müller, and/or Möller. Muellers (not to be confused with the subset of all people with the surnames Mueller or Müller (disambiguation)) often exhibit the following symptoms while muelling: muttering under one's breath, feverished pacing, leaning head-first into walls or tall objects, muffled sobbing and/or gasping, and repetetive uttering of nonsensical words, phrases, or numbers aloud.

The root of the word can be traced back to when German millers (surname being Müller) would lead domesticated animals/hairy-ass-slaves (yes, both stresses of the phrase are correct) around a circular track, spinning a large stone wheel over a slab covered with grain to produce flour. As Milling is often considered the origin of the word mulling, it can be said that millers would mull while the mules "muled", leading to the true root "mule" (often misspelled as "muel"). Therefore, the most correct depiction (should) be of a mule laboriously turning a mill, sadly ignorant FUCKS just think about a fucking "mule pacing in its cell, as if in deep thought". Go figure.
Alex was last seen muelling over potential ways to propose to his girlfriend.

Once, James mulled very hard. He was borderline muelling.

"Shiiit dawg, if you don't quit muelling soon, yo head will pop."

"I knew that Mueller muelled a lot, but this time I think he's gone too far."

"I muelled so much over which chick to bang last night, I got a migraine."

"How much mule could a Mueller muel,
If a Mueller could muel mule?"

Alex Mueller muelled furiously to meet the weird requirements of the content moderators. After long muelling into the night, his definition of "muelling" finally made it into urban dictionary.
by flung fist February 15, 2019
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muelu

"Ese muelu me robo a mi mujer"
by Marleny May 14, 2005
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