mudmonkey

urinal terd; terd that is pinched off somewhere other that a toilet

There is a mudmonkey in the men's room propped up against the back of the urinal like a brown ragdoll.

by tb cackeroni January 2, 2007

Mudman

Mudman is a noun in the English language, most notable for its usage in a pejorative context to refer to people of Sri Lankan decent (generally people of Tamil and Sinhalese), and also as an informal slang term, among other contexts. It is a common ethnic slur. The word originated in Ontario, Canada to describe the constant tensions between Sri Lankans and other racial groups.

Sanjith: Sri Lankans are gunna take the streets!

James: Shut up! You fucking Mudman!

by Jacob - Oxford Uni Student July 28, 2011

muddment

1) The most desirable vacation destination in SoCal. A place where the media elite come to see and be seen.

2) Nirvana.

Hey, are you going to the muddment tonight?

Nah dawg, I'm not cool enough.

by marthagraham January 26, 2012

Mudhen

An extremely unattractive female. Usually consisting of very frizzy hair, pale skin, overall dirt mcgirt look. Most likely this so called 'mudhen' will smell like ramen or instant mac n cheese. Most likely this person will also posses a kool aid stained shirt.

Guy#1: Yo Guy#2, did you see that chick over there?
Guy#2: Yeah man, she's a certifiable mudhen.

by GusnJara June 14, 2009

Mummenschanzphobia

A completely understandable childlike fear of mimes in general, and the mime group Mummenschanz in particular. This can be brought on by, for example, their (admittedly entertaining to many people) freaky appearance on The Muppet Show.

"The start of the Mummenschanzphobia when the Mummenschanz episode comes to TV. The clay mask act frightens me like crazy and I ask my parents to erase the episode."
-- Jog Jalink

by Juan Motaim November 11, 2004

toledo mudhen

The act of taking a dump on your partner's chest during sex. However it differs from a cleveland steamer, mainly by the texture of the aforementioned dump. If it is runny and nasty like a summer day in Toledo, then you have yourself a Toledo Mudhen.

I meant to leave the Cleavland Steamer, but I had a giant burrito and a milk shake for lunch, so she got the Toledo Mudhen instead.

by PlayaHaight August 1, 2006

Mudman

The mud engineer on an oil rig

"Go get that morning report from the mudman."

by Logger March 13, 2008