Middler

A middler is made to sit at the middle of the table.

The middler is the designated person who you invite to the party that knows how to carry the conversation and keep it interesting. Every dinner party and gathering with a varied group of friends (especially if new people are introduced) needs a talented middler.

Coined by Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

The reason this dinner isn’t going well is because the wrong people are in the middle. Andrew and Caitlin can’t handle being there and just don’t have the right personality for it. They’re horrible middlers and can’t keep the convo interesting.

by softfooddiet January 5, 2023

mildrid the middler

a 50 something year old woman who has no family or friends but meddles in everybodys business

mildrid the middler: oh i ate spaghetti with john gotti, i got so much money.

(mildrid the middler trying to buy friends)

beware, spys on younger men, repulsive, compulsive liar/manipulative and has a weird obsession for photography also known to have animal feces all over their house and acts like they don't know any better when confronted. Also a meth head

by MrYellowTeeth47 April 15, 2023

Tough Mudder

Attempting to perform anal sex while you have whiskey dick.

I tried to put it in her butt last night after the bar but it turned into a round of tough mudder instead

by Gtoaster July 31, 2018

muddle-head

A confused person.
Sometimes used to refer to a stupid or inept individual.

I cheated on my girlfriend. What a muddle-head I am!

by andrei227w January 29, 2023

Muddle Class

1. A new name for the American middle class as people try to survive the current economic crisis by "muddling through" with less money and less security.
2. The growing spirit of economic fatalism in mainstream America.

Everyone on our street is struggling to pay the bills. We're the new Muddle Class!

by Peter Kobs April 1, 2009

muddleglossia

Random, indecipherable strings of gibberish resulting from indiscriminate use of an online translator. Closely resembles the Pentecostal practice of "glossalalia" - the act of babbling gobbledygook and falling down like an ass in front of a whole congregation of people.

User input in Online Translator: "I would like a piece of pie."

Translator output (Latin): "Ut a piece of pie."

User: Nothing but f-ing muddleglossia! How am I going to finish my ipsum Latin homework? Wait, ipsum? Oh! More f-ing muddleglossia...

by poetcetera February 12, 2012

muddle

To think, act, or proceed in a confused or aimless manner:

...muddled along through my high-school years.

Once a man said "If we could stop mental muddle, life would be blissful to its fullest extent".

by golgy December 21, 2018