MPB 

Abbreviation for boss boss’ life’s priorities; Money, Pussy, Bacon

If you ain’t got MPB you ain’t livin’

MPB by Rbizz74 January 18, 2021

MPB 

Abbreviation for life’s priorities; Money, Pussy, Bacon

Boss hoss’ life is all about that MPB

MPB by Rbizz74 January 18, 2021

MPB 

MPB: Marine Park Boys

We js chill and smoke a shit ton of weed if someone starts beef we end it we dont want beef it js happens🤷

Alex: Yo bro Mpb mad pussy they stole my chain

Mpb: didnt u try to fight us bro ofc we gon jack ur shit pussy

MPB by Btoner June 12, 2023

MPBUH 

Acronym - "May Peace Be Upon Him"

Standard reflexive response whenever the names of Allah or Mohammed (or any other worthy prophet of Islam) are uttered...MPBUH is the English translation of the Arabic phrase.

Neither Muhammad (MBPUH) nor Jesus (MBPUH) came to change the basic doctrine of the belief in One God, brought by earlier prophets, but to confirm and renew it. In the Qur'an, Jesus (MPBUH) is reported as saying that he came: "To attest the law which was before me. And to make lawful to you part of what was forbidden to you; I have come to you with a sign from your Lord, so fear God and obey me." (Qur'an 3:50)

MPBUH by inthebuff June 11, 2007

mpbs 

morning pee boner syndrome

teacher: "Has anyone ever woken up in the A.M. with a boner from having to pee so badly during the night?"

Student: "Dude, you got MPBS"

mpbs by mb.loves.sunshine. July 17, 2007

MPBBBJ

Multiple Pop Bare Back Blow Job

She did it all! A major GFE and then she put on a MPBBBJ! There wasn't a single drop left!

MPBBBJ by Jonyrotn April 1, 2009

MPBU 

my parents basement university

I’m going to MPBU for college

MPBU by theboysblogs May 8, 2021