Mourning wood

getting a boner at a funeral.

when i was at aunt Betty's funeral uncle Sean had mourning wood when he saw the body

by Rammit Inmah Asshol May 17, 2017

mourning wood

When you get an erection due to nostalgic thoughts of an ex-lover.

Dude 1: "Stacy's ass was so nice... I miss it so much..." *pops boner*
Dude 2: "Did you just get mourning wood?!"

by Hoochiecaca September 2, 2011

mourning wood

Mourning wood is a boner you get at a funeral.

Frank was quite embarrassed when he got mourning wood at his friend Fritz's funeral.

However, he did get some nice winks from the widow.

by scodder May 31, 2010