mountain dew-che bag

A complete douche who goes around telling everyone about the new mountain dew cans.

Chris- "Hey, Mark did you see the new Mountain Dew cans?"
Mark- "Chris shutup, your being a real mountain dew-che bag right now!"

by Chris_Wright February 18, 2009

mountain dew live wire

Nectar of the Gods with an orange zing.

I drink Live Wire to satisfy my baser instincts.

by Stormy Spencer October 31, 2003

Mountain Dew

The essence of life.

Mountain Dew will make you live a long and healthy life. It also prevents most forms of stupidity.

by Chop September 1, 2005

doritos and mountain dew

The diet of the dankest of the mlg pros

Dude, im 3 l3g1t 5 u, just had my doritos and mountain dew, ready 2 pwn deez scrubs m8

by CAlonghair May 2, 2016

Mountain Dew icee

An icee, usually purchased from a local racetrack or 7/11, flavored with the popular soda, Mountain Dew. It is made in the traditional style, using the large mixing machines and Mountain Dew Additive. Popular drink among teenagers, stoners, and specifically, people in Southern Louisiana.

Hey Taylor, let's head over to racetrack and pick up a delicious Mountain Dew Icee!

by J Durr February 28, 2007

Mountain Dew

The nectar of the gods.

Hera: would you like something to drink, honey?
Zeus: more mountain dew, bitch.

by Gulliver Foyle III January 22, 2009

Mountain Dew Voltage

Simply put, it is the concentrated necter of gods balls. One taste will send you into a coma due to its sheer amazingness.

What the hell is wrong with that guy?
He is in a coma....he just had Mountain Dew Voltage for the first time....

by sordidangelxiii March 20, 2009