mountain lion

A cougar is in her 40"s. A woman 50yrs or older who shouldn't be trying to date at all unless she's chasing an 80 yr old man is a mountain lion. Wrinkled, worn out and loose.

I was checking out from a distance what I thought was a cougar, then she turned around and I felt sick. It was an old mountain lion on the loose!

by mikesword April 29, 2010

mountain lion

A male who dates or marries a women at least thirty years younger than they are.

Hugh, age 69, is such a mountain lion his girlfriend is now 19.

by qweef shady June 20, 2011

mountain lion

1. A person that seems impossilbe to make friends with, but someone usually manages to.

2. a large american wildcat

1.

Dude, you're friends with Matt?
Yeah
That guy's a total mountain lion!

2.
Look, a mountain lion on that ridge!"

by Lexi James September 9, 2012

mountain lion nap

naps that surpass the amount of time of a cat nap by large amounts, ei. 4 to 5 hours

"cat nap my but, that was a mountain lion nap!"

by clarissa claudio November 9, 2007

Slaying Mountain Lions

Hoggin' but with skinny bitches

Are we hoggin' tonight Johnson? Nah man, I'm Slaying Mountain Lions. Or preferably,"I'm Slay me a Mountain Lion."

by Phillus Green September 4, 2007

racist mountain lion

A huge mountain lion with a plaid shirt that lives in the hills and eats lots of dark meat and kills black,Indian tan folks

good luck yal watch out for the racist mountain lion

by mr E=mc2 January 11, 2008

practical mountain lion

1.) A mountain lion that is a practical thinker 2.) one who leaps between the benches in the locker room 3.) Cassie

"Boy, You're just a practical mountain lion!"

by Heather March 8, 2004