Motning

When it's morning and you're too tired to actually properly spell 'morning'

good motning

by motning on a sunday June 4, 2020

motoring

Moving too fast.

"You're motoring. What's your price for flight?" - from the song Sister Christian, by Night Ranger

by grey wildflowers May 1, 2009

mooning

The act of baring one's anus to a party as a sign of defiance.

starer---> one who studies stars

venuser----> one who studies venus


mooner---> one who jumps out of alleys to young women, bent over, showing them his bare derrier sayin "How's this for a black hole?"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

minioning

The act of telling a minion or person of lower status what to do..

Ben: James, you copy console one to the root of "C:"

James: Ok, Ok.

Joel: Look Ben is Minioning James again..

by Ben Lanteigne March 28, 2007

Moto Motoing

when you see a hot girl sitting outside a pool, and you walk out of the pool naked approaching her singing big and chunky, and when you get there you make them say Moto Moto twice forcefully

"Hey baby, you look round and nice." "who the fuck are you, what are you doing and why is your dick flying in the wind"

I'm moto motoing you

by penismuncher86 March 12, 2019

paper-mooning

adj. scamming someone for money

Rory in the Gilmore Girls, (referencing the 1973 movie Paper Moon), says that bringing an article of clothing back to a store to return multiple times, will lead the sales clerk into believing that Rory is "paper-mooning them".

(or)

Turbo tax is trying to paper-moon me by pretending that the free edition is always free; that's why they hide the Freedom version on a separate website!

by maevepotter August 20, 2012

Speed lotioning

The act of putting on lotion while driving down the road. Therefore, as quickly as possible and switching hands on the steeringwheel, you are lotioning at a very high rate of speed to keep from crashing into oncoming traffic.

Holly found herself Speed lotioning' on the way to work because she was already running late.

by 12guage77 December 16, 2009