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Even driving my mother-in-law to the grocery store was a painfully horrible five minutes of my life.
by James October 31, 2003
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an old wrinkly woman who hates you and knows that you're banging her daughter
My mother in law stabbed at my longfellow with a three pronged fork.
by Muu August 30, 2004
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the annoying "hang nail" that pisses you off and will not heal on the side your finger nail/cuticle.
OMG 2 days and this mother in law is driving me nuts!
by SexyTexan January 6, 2012
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the fattest, ugliest, meanest, most fake, evil, stinkiest thing (with chin hair) you can imagine.
If my mother in law wasn't so gross and ever got laid she might not be such a cunt.
by Splish Splash October 2, 2003
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A bitter and twisted old hag, who, no matter how much, or what you do, is never good enough.
All my Mother in law does is moan like a bitch.
by Wolves_Ay_We August 26, 2017
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