heater meter

A thermostat that controls the heater in a building.

Summertime means not using the heater meter.

by jpg3 April 3, 2015

Mober

Someone who exclusively dedicates their time to video games of the Multiplayer Online Battle Arena genre (MOBAs)

Person 1: "Man, that guy was really good at league, he destroyed us!"
Person 2: "Yeah, he must be a real Mober."

by ape711 August 19, 2022

Boyfriend material

A guy who has the right qualities in order for him to be your boyfriend. By saying a guy is "boyfriend material", you are saying that he is indeed datable by your standards.

Wow, I hung out with Mark last night and he was caring, funny, and handsome as hell. He's definitely boyfriend material.

by Afoxofflames April 22, 2017

odi u tri picke materine

Serbo-Croatian for "Crawl back into three of your mother's cunts". Easily one of the world's greatest insults.

"Hey babe, you DTF?"
"Odi u tri picke materine!"
"I... guess not, then."

by willmst July 13, 2014

Fuck-O-Meter

The amount of fucks being given at a single time.

I give zero fucks right now
Fuck-o-Meter confirmed zero fucks

by BigdickMceeee October 30, 2018

moderator gap

The rare time of night where a forum has no guidance from responsible persons who are supposed to maintain order. Those who realize this spam and annoy others until the next morning, when the moderators wake up and go on a banning spree. see also: troll.

-Did you see what happened last night on bungie.net during the moderator gap?
-No.
-Someone said 'I want to smell your vagina 1,000 times.'

by "spartanfornow" September 7, 2005

blackout material

Meaning you are planning on getting really f*cked up. Something you would say in the afternoon if you are planning on getting blackout drunk later that evening.

This has been a long week. Tonight, I'm definitely gonna be blackout material.

by ndvikings June 6, 2011