Morse farting

Named after inventor Samuel Morse, patterns of flatulence consisting of dits and dahs which can also be transcribed, most commonly onto toilet paper in the form of dots and dashes.

From his earliest youth my father demonstrated an innate talent for Morse farting for which he was, much later in his long and charmed life, eventually formally recognized for his feats of brilliant farting.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020

dillian morse

sexy beast

Girl: He is such a Dillian Morse he is such a sexy beast
Boy: I know right.

by Thiccboi3 October 29, 2018

Morse Rudder

When one or more parties engage in phone sex or another electronic method (SMS) with the intent of sexual gratification. A variation of Dutch Rudder in that one party stimulates the other sexually by voice from a remote location rather than in physical contact. Derived from Samuel Morse (Morse code) and Dutch Rudder, circa 2008.

He guided her journey with a Morse Rudder to the Eighth Sea of Ecstasy

by FZelnod August 9, 2009

Morse Goal

Any goal in any sport that is not deserving of a goal. Typically requires little to no skill and involves a substantial amount of luck. Morse Goals often infuriate those who have been scored upon and possess skill. Apply to sports video games such as Fifa 10, NHL 09, and NHL 10 as well as real life sports.

X "Oh my god that goal I scored was dank"
Y "That was a Morse Goal and you know it."

X "Did you see Wayne Rooney score that Morse Goal?"
Y "That sir is a paradox, Wayne Rooney is a soccer god."

by Bob Jobs May 17, 2010

morse cold

Temperatures so low that they cause uncontrollable chattering of the teeth, resulting in a sound like old Morse code transmissions.

Abe: It's fuh-fuh-fuh-FREEZING!

Ben: I know. You've been sending that message on morse cold since we got here.

by Doc Jargon August 29, 2009

Morse Code

A communications system consisting of letters coded into dots and dashes, and used in radiotelegraph systems. (usally HF systems), and its fun to jam freeband stations with this stuff.

I jammed a pirate radio station with "HELLO HELLO I HATE YOU" in morse code over and over again.

by IrishRepublicanArmy January 27, 2004

Weber Morse

A homosexual that cheats on his girlfriend with french boys at sleepovers

"Jesus, Weber Morse stuck his Mini 2 Inch schlong in my butthole" Loick Trampont 2018

by John Strokes February 6, 2018