Trying to force out a very large shit in the morning, since the process is slow and eats up time like a boss you decide to flood the sink with hot or cold water and stick your hand in the sink until your shit has slid right out your butt hole.
by MikeyB A Baller October 13, 2011
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by fastcatmiles January 6, 2014
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by Grndzro619 December 22, 2008
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by Vault September 30, 2006
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by Roach47 November 12, 2010
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by oxmix October 21, 2003
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