Culinary Opportunist

An ethical omnivore, the culinary opportunist takes advantage of whatever good eats are at hand, at the farmer's market, at the local restaurant/diner/ cafe/bistro. They are true to no particular fad, food type or ethnic cuisine. They are adventurous with curious palates, willing to try whatever is presented to them.

Walking through chinatown on a Sunday, the culinary opportunist felt the pull of the dim sum brunch.

by CulinaryOpportunist September 15, 2011

Mopportunity

adj; A dead end employment opportunity, usually referring to custodial or food services.

"I heard you took that custodial job on campus."

"Yeah, turns out to be a pretty good mopportunity."

by CDuFF105 August 22, 2008

Opportunistic Whore

A person who takes advantage of any opportunity to achieve a goal by compromising principles such as morals, ethics & values regardless of the consequences of their actions, all for personal gain.

She doesn't care what she says or does or who she hurts along the way as long as she is getting what she wants because she's an opportunistic whore.

by sickofyoursh*t July 8, 2010

equal opportunist

1. Equal opportunist is when one believes that everyone (regardless of race, class, gender, religion, sexual orientation, etc) should have equal opportunities.

2. regarding sexual orientation; you're willing to play for anyteam.

1. i hate EVERYONE, i'm an equal opportunist

2. are you straight?
i'm an equal opportunist.

by single&broke September 2, 2012

momportunity

a mom who is a potential sex partner, similar to a milf, but with more realistic chances of actual sex.

While at the grocery store, I spotted a hot momportunity shopping with her kids.

by DRock500 March 22, 2010

Opportunistic conveniencer

Someone who actively seeks the most convenient route in life at every opportunity.

Person 1 "Hey man, wanna go hit the gym?"

Person 2 "Is it within walking distance?"
Person 1 "Nah man we gotta get the bus..."
Person 2 "I'll pass thanks bro"
Person 1 "Damn it, you're such an opportunistic conveniencer"

by Thewreycouncil October 22, 2019

Opportunistic Oppression

Revealing an otherwise invisible or indistinguishable characteristic of marginalization when advantageous to a situation.

Nicki used opportunistic oppression to get a first-class upgrade by revealing her pregnancy to the flight attendant, though you’d never be able to tell by how great she looks.

by Don Ghuffer May 29, 2020