jizz mopper

The worst job in the entire world

I'd rather clean the grease trap at McDonalds than be the Jizz Mopper at the Jiggly Room!

by Anonymous August 1, 2003

gizz mopper

1. Taken from the classic movie, Clerks, a gizz mopper is an employee of janitorial status who works at a nudie booth. When satisfied customers blow their loads on the glass... this really doesn't require much more explanation.

Randal: I wonder how much a gizz mopper makes.

by aka_Pyro July 26, 2007

jiz mopper

You know the guy who cleans up the "nudie booth" after the guy shoots a load. Used in the movie CLERKS.

I shot a load all over the glass of the nudie booth and the jiz mopper cleaned it up

by Rumpleganjskin January 9, 2005

Monfer

The portmanteau that shippers of Glee actors Chris Colfer and Cory Monteith use as a name for the couple. Although they haven't been confirmed as a couple as of yet, there is quite a bit of evidence that heavily points towards it potentially being true (ie, the fact that they spend an inordinate amount of time together or near each other, their seemingly more-than-just-friendly interactions, and the touchy-feely nature of their relationship, seen in numerous photographs and gifs), and many believe that they are already a couple, and have been for quite some time. Name originates from the amalgamation of both their last names - 'Mon' from Monteith, "Fer" from Colfer.

Cory Monteith and Chris Colfer are just too cute together. I am a total Monfer shipper!

Person 1: Guess what? Another Chris Colfer and Cory Monteith interview just came out!
Person 2: I know, I saw it! Did you see how much Monfer was in there???

by carcar2110 December 31, 2010

jizz mopper

A person employed in a strip club who has to clean-up the semen from the private booths.

"Kid says" when i grow up i want to be a jizz mopper in a whorehouse just like my daddy.

by shankill_nosurrender November 16, 2006

jiz mopper

the occupational term for someone who "swabs the deck" of a peep show booth

john found a dollar on the floor while he was performing his duties of jizz mopping

by eric August 4, 2003

jizz mopper

its the guy in the nudy booth after each guy jerks off.

the jizz moppers job is to clean it up after each guy shoots a load, cause practically everyone does it right on the glass. I dont know if youve noticed but cum stains if you dont clean it up right away

by voll July 11, 2003