Moot

a total fucking dumbass

Jack: Doesn’t 2 + 5 equal 10?
Jill: What the fuck?? No, you actual moot!

by irritableb1tch July 8, 2019

Moot

Moot.

noun.

1. An abbreviation for protective headwear. Specifically with reference to road cycling where ones helmoot is used to protect the cyclists swede during cycling activities.

2. A derogatory term used to describe anyone in place of the more commonplace 'bell end'. The moot being the helmoot of the phallus.

Moots.

noun. (Plural)

1. The collective term for 2 or more bell ends donning helmoots whilst partaking in cycling endeavours well in excess of both physical and mental capabilities

Are you moots down for a ride this weekend or no?

by melmuthelhelmu12 June 18, 2019

Moot

Moot is the nickname for a legendary human being, he is the greatest at everything he does and own the greatest youtube channel around, by the name of Hype x Drag he pwns noobs at xbox and fucks bitchs like a pornstar. He makes OG Mudbone look small and he is a forde to be reckoned with.

That moot is amazing!
Matt Holle is a sexy moot.

by therealroot May 1, 2013

Moot

either a person u don't like or someone who is just a plain old dickhead

Not like dat u MOOT; u silly MOOT; u fucking MOOT!

by SWIFTY!!! January 27, 2004

Moot

1. An expression of joy in which no other word can express the full meaning of the expression.
2. Wow.
3. An expression of speechlessness (i.e. there is nothing else to say.)

1. Moooot!
2. Thats Moot-tastic!
3. Using the word 'expression' too many times in a sentance is moot.

by maoloft January 20, 2003

Moot

A name for the greasy/waxy smelly stuff that builds up behind your earlobes, between the toes and in your bellybutton. Women can also get moot under their breasts. Usually accumilates quickly despite frequent bathing.

I just got out of the shower and already I smell moot.

by Danial October 22, 2004

Moot

Alternative name for Patrick.

Moots been here for a minute and he's already getting his hustle on.

by captain rabies March 2, 2009