Moosed

To be a complete mess after drinking a lot of alcohol

"Paul has only had five beers but he's completely moosed. He just told Emily she has a smelly pussy."

by Mooseboy2 June 12, 2015

Moosed On

Getting moosed on means that someone mooses on you.

"Ya'll mafukin mooses get off my lawn. I'm getting moosed on.

by Rex Dixon May 6, 2019

mooshada

Slang. Extremely tired.

I was mooshada after the long drive.

by Tank Malone June 27, 2003

mooshel

A slave to the👑 Great Cakelburg👑 And can also be a meal to the Great Cakelburg

Today me and Allie will eat a mooshel for our brunch

by Birdy🌈 February 25, 2017

You Always Know When You've Been Moosed

When you're getting head from a girl and it sucks so bad that you're bored. So to amuse yourself, you make moose antlers out of you hands and place them on her head.

This fat bitch had a beard and I couldn't get off so I gave her the moose. The great thing was she saw me do it. You always know when you've been moosed.

by JScrub August 19, 2009

to get Morshed on

to get shat on

to get Morshed on

Morshu:"Think that you can try to scam me like I'm some pawn? Well I don't have time for beggars, so get Morshed on"

by LampOilRopeBombs April 30, 2023

moshed and found

The lost and found area usually located on the stage after a concert involving a mosh pit. Since people tend to lose shoes, cell phones, hats, sunglasses, etc in the mosh pit, after people start to clear out after the band is done playing these items are picked up and brought to the stage crew who put them on the stage. Often times if there's an MC, they'll announce an overview of the items like "If you're missing a pink cell phone or a size 12 left shoe, it's on the stage."

Oh crap, my cell phone isn't in my pocket! I'll go see if it's in the moshed and found.

by desolator144 May 26, 2008