maryland avenue montessori

a place where grassed cowlike humans go.
they're okay at volleyball when against a
melancholy team, horrible at cross country. a
school to go to if you want to be made fun of, get devoured in the face by a kickball or BOTH! it's
in an odd part of milwaukee where the roads are gloomy and littered with trash. speaking of trash, the school lunch is literal dogs shit with jello-like syrup and burger buns that are soggier than moist crackers after you put them in the same container as your cheese. it’s truly amazing how many bitchy students can fit in a small classroom with a bitchy substitute because the teacher got pregnant. if you want moldy homework and peers that just can’t seem to act normally, maryland is the place to go!

Maryland Avenue Montessori (Mary-land Av-eh-new Mon-tess-orry)

A school that
“I heard we’re playing against Maryland…”
“That’s the place where all the cows go??”
“Ew”
“Yeah”

by An angry teen December 9, 2021

moistress

Old, ragged out, shit box of a boat that no amount of horsepower will ever make it fast. Usually has a wet transom and stringers and TRS drives. Typically owned by bald, overweight middle aged men.

Timmy is out crushing waves in his Moistress again today.

by bigbloc540 May 9, 2017

Springmont Montessori

A school in which the teachers have nothing more than a high school education are fat asses and sit around eating and watching children like babysitters all day. Many of them are grown into nice educated faggets you love nothing more then sucking dick.

Springmont Montessori teaches you how to be a pussy.

by Springmont Montessori December 11, 2018

Unionville Montessori School

Very Rascist

That man is Unionville Montessori School

by Marcus Hanna January 26, 2021

montessori school

A place where kids learn a whole lot and actually learn to LOVE school. Many people back away from montessori schools because they're not "structured" enough, but the truth is that these kids learn better in this kind of environment than the kids in catholic school who are told to fold their hands at their desks and be quiet. Not saying all catholic schools are like that, nor am I saying that it's bad, but montessori schools kinda accomplish more with their unique style of learning. They're really expensive, but it's well worth the price.

A: "Ewww I hate school its horrible ew ew ew."

B: "Really? I love school. The people there are nice and the academics are interesting."

A: "You must go to a montessori school, then."

B: "you got it."

by xEmo kittyxx November 17, 2011

Eugene Montross

When MTVu asked Travis (of Gym Class Heroes) "Any random messages or tips you’d like to give to mtvU watchers?" he replied "EUGENE MONTROSS IS COMIN’!"

Also, at the 2007 MTV VMA's, Tyga (Travis's cousin) was wearing a shirt that said "Who is Eugene Montross?"

There's even a website eugenemontross.com that says nothing but Who Is Eugene Montross?

So far, the public still doesn't know what Eugene Montross is all about, but we'll probably be finding out soon...

Who is Eugene Montross?

by ThisGrandFacade December 23, 2007

Monpression

After a weekend of mind altering activities, the realisation that you are not clever, attractive or funny. You revert to the rather useless creature you were on Friday. The Monpression kicks in and you sink into despair and depression.

I need either my life or Monday to end really very soon, this Monpression is deep

by squapstars+ October 17, 2011