Monee

Monee is a once in a lifetime kind of girl. When you first meet her she'll be sort of shy at first and then if she's feeling you she'll slowly open up and infect you with her charming, wittty, funny, and amazingly cute personality. She'll never fail to show you a good time. The more you're in her company the more you'll fall in love with her. She's like a drug, it's very easy to become addicted to her. She's so beautiful and she doesn't even try. She's a natural. She's got long silky black hair, and big brown eyes. She's got a cute little shape and a big ass breast . She can be the sweetest person when she wants to be, but be careful because she also gots a feisty side and damn it's such a turn on. She's so fucking sexy. All the guys break their necks just trying to get a glimpse at her bewitching gorgeous looks. She's amazingly talented. She sings like an angel, dances like Ciara, and cooks like she should be on food network. She's determined to get the things she wants. When she falls in love, she falls in love deeply and she'll stay faithful and true to her man. She's not your average chick. She stands out from all the rest because she's one in infinity. If you haven't found yourself a Monee yet, you better! If you ask me, the definition of Monee is perfection at its finest. She's one you'll never forget.

Get yourself a Monee.

by ........b............ February 15, 2017

Talking moonie

Similar to a moonie.The act of bending over & spreading ones buttocks thus revealing the anus to an unsuspecting friend or relative. The "mooner" then manipulates his or her sphincter whilst engaging the victim in conversation, creating the illusion that they are indeed taking out of their arse.

Talking Moonie

Mooner - "hello... hello.. hows my beard?"
Victim - "fuck off"

by dancehalldudley March 22, 2007

Moonbean

A series of events that lead to a dramatic elapse of time causing one to question the true purpose of life

Losing my house and my husband has caused me to go into a moonbean due to my drug problem while questioning all humanity

by Vanilla Bay October 31, 2011

Mooney Rule

A code of secrecy invoked by promising to never tell another person the story you are about to be told.

In a conversation the Mooney Rule would be used as follows:
Person 1: Dude, I have something important to tell you, Mooney Rule on this.
Person 2: Ok, I swear never tell anyone.
Person one then proceeds to tell person two the important story knowing that the secret will stay private between the two due to the Mooney Rule being invoked.

by RC45 February 8, 2013

MoonBear

Lesbian. In the act of being a secret lady enthusiast. MoonBears usually get caught within the middle or after a very homo statement.

Leslie: "Omg, Stephanie looked super hot today."
Kristen: "MoonBear!"

by h0bbits May 24, 2014

Moonbeam

A really nice girl, who displays a pretty little shy smile when she's happy.

She doesn't talk too much.

You can tell how she feels though, by looking into her beaming eyes and watching for her little moonbeam smile!

Ted: I never noticed that cute girl before, but she's really got a beautiful little smile!

Fred: Yeah, Her smile is like a pretty little ray of light. We call her Moonbeam!

by Real 1ne May 12, 2010

Keith Mooned, - ing,

Ransacking a room, generaly a hotel room, wherein a television or some other large item is thrown through a window, usually into a swimming pool.

Remember at our highschool graduation when Bubba and Chip totally Keith Mooned our room at the Ramada Inn on Route 64?

by Rory Thompson September 2, 2005