moo juice

1. milk
2. male ejaculate

a pint of moo juice a day does yer good ya know

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

Moo Juice Foul

The act of leaving just enough milk in the carton/bag so that you are not responsible for its replacement; thus leaving the duty to the next sorry milk consumer.

Chantelle: WHO'S RESONSIBLE FOR THE MOO JUICE FOUL ?!

by 313vagina March 5, 2009

moo moo juice

Milk

Stated to a coworker grabbing your chocolate milk out of the company's fridge:
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY MOO MOO JUICE!!!!

by buckeyeoh January 10, 2019

Moo Moo Juice

See milk

I need some moo moo juice!

by Jijikon November 29, 2003

frozey moo juice

- a delightful frozen milk treat enjoyed by young gay men on warm summers day.

"hey babes, lets to get some Mmmmm frozey moo juice, then maybe later you could sodomise me"

by Chester B Ataids July 2, 2009

cocoa moo juice

chocolate milk
the juice that comes from a cow and added with chocolate syrup

mmm i love cocoa moo juice

by hayleygreen November 4, 2007

Moo juiced

The act of wiping your index finger deep into your own sweaty ass crack. Then wipe it across your friends upper lip.

Scott moo juiced Jeff so many times I can smell his upper lip from across the room.

by Tally Wackerson April 21, 2024