by Justin Walker January 12, 2004
Get the monticellomug. Monticello is a fun but boring town. It has a community center a walmart and a target that white kids go to after school. Its population is 95% white people. The kids like to get kicked out of the stores.
Emily: "Hey lets go to target in monticello mn a and get kicked out for fun"
Derek " sounds like fun to me, then we go to walmart and get kicked out to"
Derek " sounds like fun to me, then we go to walmart and get kicked out to"
by Monticello12qw November 5, 2017
Get the monticello mnmug. lets see, lake monticello. a 14 mile radius community in virginia with over 10,000 people. everyone is in everyone elses business and the place is run by retired people. how fun.
old guy: lets take the diving board out of the pool at lake monticello so theres no chance for those kids to have ANY fun!
by leeannepelzduh March 30, 2007
Get the lake monticellomug. A school that u go to and u find condoms all over the floor and people giving handjobs in public but overall the students are pretty chill
Mom: how was the track meet at Monticello High School
Person: it was good I saw a girl giving someone a handjobbehind the bleachers
Person: it was good I saw a girl giving someone a handjobbehind the bleachers
by Henry Ford Mustang May 10, 2017
Get the Monticello High Schoolmug. the monticello middle school is a place where we like to label everyone. like some people are the “vapers” some people are “sluts” and lots more. the girls in 8th grade like to have beef. the girls in 6th grade make musicallys everyday of there life. and 7th graders are just annoying
by pwkxiwnbcc May 4, 2018
Get the monticello middle schoolmug. Our village had about 4000 in 1960 but who knows now bc them dumb fucks didn’t update it but we have the G’s the wanna b G’s and the wierdos people get harassed and kicked and slapped a lot hear to because it’s filled with caelums and almost everyone is an asswipe. The sign that says welcome to Monticello should warn you that you may be mugged by a swarm of 7th graders. YAY MONTICELLO.
Person 1- what’s wrong with your voice Jamall... have you been in Monticello?
Person 2- yeah ma dude I was in fucking Monticello for a weekend... it smells like shit:(
Person 2- yeah ma dude I was in fucking Monticello for a weekend... it smells like shit:(
by Your neighborHOOD asswipe January 17, 2018
Get the Monticellomug. Where everybody has sex with everybody the see. Popular people think the can send nudes ever day and boys jerk off to those sluts. Oh and everybody in there is fake.
by AnonymousBITCH668764 May 9, 2018
Get the monticello middle schoolmug.