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monstrostitties

A horribly botched boob job. Implants that look like Tupperware bowls that are too big,too round,too hard,spaced too far apart and uneven.
I'd hire a lawyer over those monstrostitties. I'm pretty sure your implants aren't supposed to be up under your armpits
by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011
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monstrosity

n. mɒnˈstrɒsɪtɪ
1. The quality or character of being monstrous.
2. A mammoth or colossal being.
3. A beastly specimen among humans, often characterized by ultra manly characteristics. ex. firefighting, use of grizzly products, playing rugby, the wearing of obscenely short shorts and little else, unnatural strength for a man.

4. One whos core is way hard.
You see that guy in the busch light box cowboy hat? That monstrosity just fell off the roof, got right back up, is now doing some ridiculous but addicting dance and singing rugby songs.
by Mort1mer November 27, 2010
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Monstrosity

Pouring a monster energy drink on a vagina before eating it out to make it taste better.
I pulled a monstrosity on my girlfriend cus she tasted like shit.
by Somedirtykids November 15, 2010
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Monstrosity

Anyone by the name of Ben
Damn ben is a real monstrosity
by 696942069 January 23, 2020
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Monstrosity

n 1. A Blunt object used to knock out unsuspecting females by smacking them in the forehead.
n 2. Dave Irwins Penis
v. After jizzing on her face make sure to use the monstrosity to put her ass to sleep.
n. I swear the monstrosity was not hard in smith's pool.
by Smith March 17, 2005
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Monstrosititties

giant breasts that may appear comical.
Damn, that girl has some monstrosititties.
by cornan September 6, 2013
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monstrostitute

An Uber sized unshapely Hooker Wannabe that could not sell or even give her vagina away for sexual profit or charity,
i.e That hooker has a nice big rack but her spare tire is busting out the seams , as well as her ass crack is contentiously in plane sight.
That hooker has a nice big rack but her spare tire is busting out the seams , That Monstrostitute ass crack is so massive and is contentiously dripping out the back of her shorts
by Jaynonamus June 11, 2018
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