monochode

A monochode is a penis that is wider than it is long, otherwise known as a chodewith the addition of having only one large testicle. This birth defect is also known as being monotescular.

Leo: Did you hear the rumor about Jimmy? Well people are saying he has a monochode. Andrew: I believe it.

by Lenard the 7/11 Employee February 5, 2015

Vagina Monojog

Bitches running by themselves.

Becky was feeling fat and lonely, so she decided to go on a vagina monojog.

by ATLGA21 February 12, 2010

Knife monopoly

Basically a normal Monopoly game but the losers all get a knife placed in them

John: Hey guys anybody want to play knife Monopoly?
Jeff:
Harry:
Joshua:
Erik:
John: Oh shit I forgot I won last game

by Vortexpug July 22, 2019

Monopoly

A viscous family game where the board is usually picked up by someone and used to whack someone's head.

Cop1: What's the problem?
Cop2: It appears this family played monopoly.
Cop1: How many died?
Cop2: 3 children and 1 adult.

by ChildHandler October 9, 2016

Monopoly

Ruining friendships since the 1960's.

Friend: Hey you landed on Mayfair with a hotel on you owe me $800
Me: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
*throws Monopoly board on the floor*

by umadbronie October 26, 2012

monopolus

monopolus

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by fckyourclique November 26, 2021

monogomy

Being married to one person at a time.

Christianity practices monogomy.

by Jakobdboiii April 25, 2016