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Monoboob

A word used to describe boobs of Amazonian war princesses who wanted to cut off their boobs for better performance at battlefields but made a compromise to cut only one side as they had to breastfeed babies. It is an old, traditional custom that goes back to as far as the Golden Age of Greece, but is often overlooked by commercial businesses that make movies with pretty girls that have both wild tendencies and boobs.
Why doesn't Wonder Woman have monoboob too?
by EunhaeLee May 31, 2017
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monobob

The act of performing fellatio on one's self.
When Bryan discovered he could suck his own dick he was monobobbin' all night long.
by Jonas Grumby February 14, 2022
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monoboob - gene disorder in which females are born with a morphed gene that results in the growth of a 'double boob'. Operations can be carried out to separate the monoboob but this is a risky process as it is so close to the heart. Although, a scan can be done at birth if the child is to thought to have this gene (inherited from parents) which enables them to see the gene and split it or remove a part of this which would result in the normal growth of breasts on the child.
monoboob mono-boob, mono boob,
by Picklepie January 21, 2009
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monocopulation

to have sexual intercourse with yourself. to (masturbate).
im off to enjoy some monocopulation dude!
by jonjacub December 11, 2009
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monoboob

when a woman is so fat her boob get hidden by a huge roll of fat, creating the illusion of one long boob across her body. its a pretty nasty look.
girl: have you seen that new chemistry teacher? she has a total monoboob!
by lauralegend February 12, 2007
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monoboobulosis

A disease in which a man or woman is born with one boob.
-Often found in old, fat, vulgar woman.
Sarah Wheeler and your neighbor have one tit, therefore they have monoboobulosis.
by Lindan October 4, 2006
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monopop

a band name. they play every friday at balans jolly joker in Istanbul.
- Hey, did you hear about monopop? they play the best covers ever.
by minimellysa August 4, 2009
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