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African-American Heart Monitor

A Heart Monitor made by Peter Griffin when he was taking over his Father in Laws Company after his Father in law had a Heart attack. It has two settings Barry white and Bill Cosby.
African-American Heart Monitor : Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah....Aww he dead....
by 12201421245 December 15, 2009
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Monitor Stalking

Monitor Stalking – Someone who glances between two monitors but stares at each monitor in utter confusion while making it appear as though they are attempting to work.
Accountant 1 - I sure wish I had my bank statements.
Accountant 2 - For sure, it's too bad your accounting assistant suffers from monitor stalking.
by lifeduzt March 11, 2010
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monitor screamer

when someone suddenly screams at a computer shop facing the monitor of a computer for like 1 inch apart from his/her face yelling some bad words for some reasons like losing a game or something.
patrick: shit ! mother fucker !

audrey: come on patrick, don't be a monitor screamer, everyone can hear you from outside, its just a game you know.
by bobong magnanakaw January 30, 2010
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Monktonite

Describes a person hailing from Monkton Ontario.

Usually sighted driving a Cutlass - sporting a mullet, Ski-Doo or Yamaha jacket, tight jeans, and shit-kickers. Monktonites are slow, dim-witted, greasy, and blue-collar.

All Monktonites guzzle cheap Canadian beer, smoke cigarettes, and love to "wrassle."
That f*cking drunk Monktonite threw me on the fire at Tom's bush party the other night.
by Time4SumAksion July 30, 2004
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Baby monitor

Originated on Call of duty mw2 referring to the heart beat sensor but has moved to black ops as well referring to Motion sensors. It is a phrase meant to demean the person using the motion sensor
What a punk cant win without camping with a baby monitor!

That fool has no skill all he can do to win is use a stupid baby monitor and camp by it.
by DayLeeOwn May 4, 2011
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MonkaToS

An phrase or alternative version of the PePe the Frog emote from the streaming website Twitch, used in situations where something in the stream mediates something offensive that could be against the Terms Of Service of Twitch
Streamer: *Says or does something bad or offensive that they probably will regret later
Chat: MonkaToS! MonkaToS!
by The Professor August 8, 2019
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monkit

A spear wielding monkey type thing from the game Savage.
You stupid Monkit!!!
by Josh January 7, 2004
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