MonkeyFart Fucker

one who continues to fuck the monkey after the queafing begins

i am a MonkeyFart Fucker

by ezkumezgo June 8, 2009

Monkeyfishing

To write a story on a web site (the more respectable and prominent the better) that is complete and abject bullshit. From a famous incident involving Slate magazine where a writer wrote a story positing a sport involving fishing rods, oranges and simians, and (surprise!) it all turned out to be fabricated.

Obama is really the love child of Raquel Welch and Sammy Davis Junior? Interesting theory, but I think you're monkeyfishing.

by Odgred Weary October 20, 2010

Monkeyfart

A general insult that more or less means a little shit disturber or someone who ruins the mood/ kills the fun.

What, we're not going to the mall tommorow? Don't be such a monkeyfart.

by Andrew Maxwell October 31, 2003

Monkeyfisting

Waving one's clenched fists around in the air (usually done while pissed off) while screaming and yelling at someone or something, thus appearing to be an angry monkey.

I cut some guy off in traffic today and he got out of his car and started monkeyfisting.

by Jen Brauer May 6, 2010

monkeydust

A very dark and sinister animated British comedy. It is extremely amusing and will probably become a hit as it is very unheard of at the moment.

FBI 1: "We have a new terrorist threat sent in from the jihad"
FBI 2: "Tell me what we've got here!"
FBI 1: "Well it apears to be three girls dressed up as destinys child being greeted by a bearded man"
FBI 2: "Go to defcon 4, they're playing with our minds"

Asian extremist 1:"here, ali have you seen my stars in their eyes video"
Asian extremist 2:"yea you left it on the table"
Asian extremist 1:"oh shit i think i sent off the wrong video!"

by slimey November 29, 2004

Monkeystomp

1. The act of persecution to a male’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the scrotum.

2. The act of persecution to a female’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the ovaries or vagina.

3. One of the worst forms of beating another human being. Usually leaves the victim in the ER getting their ear sewn back on.

Holy shit, did you see how hardcore Riss just monkeystomped that douchebag?

by Drew The Pirate August 27, 2008

monkeyfast

1) akin to super-fly or dope, meaning which something is cool beyond typical english language

2) to perform repetitive or mundane functions with uncommon dexterity and speed

3) An non-definable measurement of great speed and slickness

Dude,that was totally monkeyfast. Now we have time to read.

by reggieboy December 14, 2008