monguer

A Spanish (Only on Spain) abreviation of "retrasado" (retarded).

Ese tío es un monguer.

Se comporta como un monguer.

by ElRotsas May 5, 2018

Mongus

One whom acts as if it possesses supernatural powers while making unnatural body movements.

“Hey Jebediah, check out that mongus across the street. What a weirdo.”

by Mirage1 December 10, 2019

Monguin

A Monguin is a retarded penguin

Look at that monguin over there. He's stuck on that ice floe.

or

Arthur is such a monguin he thinks he's a water sheringham

or

Mummy! Mummy! Can we go see the monguins in the zoo. I like when they lick the windows!

by arseblog2 September 24, 2010

Manguin

a creature who's sole purpose, it claims, is to 'help you help yourself' however frequently finds himself in situations where he is the one in dire straits. Commonly found in the headlock position of an unimpressed bouncer, his travels take him to populated student haunts across London where he takes it upon himself to get ridiculously drunk and make absurd hand gestures to the song 'mr brightside'. Usually found in trackpants and hoodie but occasionally known to gallavant around in a bright blue dressing gown this creature is harmless and should not be taken seriously at any point.

'Oh dear, Manguin is in a bad shape'

by captain chunder February 22, 2010

Monguiste

A contextual placeholder that is used to describe a specific lifestyle or essence of sexual innuendo that highlights dirty behaviour with a side of romantic lust.

Oh mommy, you know I love mac and cheese for dinner, let me repay you with a lick of the monguiste.

I walked in on my mom and dad watching some porn, and i heard my mom say oh my god my monguiste is dripping. I cant believe that whole thing fit.

When you have a fever, and your step mom walks in with a thong and spiked black dildo in hand, and says let me fix your monguiste.

by Guiste May 3, 2019

Mongul

If someone is a mongul, he's an absolute twat.
It can also be used to describe a "mongol," but "mongul" is way more offensive.

"Fuck you man, you mongul."
"Right back at you, mong."

by Johnson Kato June 7, 2016

munguia

The baddest of all bad mother fuckers!!! No one gets away with interfearing with a Munguia!

Oh wow that guy just took on the whole bar, he must be a Munguia!!!!

by BMF Munguia April 27, 2014