The act of, while wearing boxers, pulling up your flaccid penis so that only the head is sticking out, being held against your abdomen by the waistband of your boxers.
I did The Mongoose in the locker room today before football practice. My friends all shared in horrified laughter
by ihatebuffering January 20, 2011
by L’thurrgg July 05, 2021
1) Someone who constantly acts like a clown and is slightly retarded.
2) A more politically correct alternative to mongole - a word related to the country of Mongolia
2) Also a small furry creature
2) A more politically correct alternative to mongole - a word related to the country of Mongolia
2) Also a small furry creature
1) Facey, give me back my watermelon you mongoose!
2) That mongoose is gonna get kicked outta school
3) Your mother's a mongoose!
2) That mongoose is gonna get kicked outta school
3) Your mother's a mongoose!
by Adrian Glenn October 23, 2005
Like the vehicle in Halo, a mongoose is that one bro who every girl knows is there but no one wants to ride.
by claymor1515 November 28, 2011
by Myaahh April 24, 2015
The name for a girl who is the village bicycle but a mongoose has pegs there for more than one person can take a ride at any given time making her even more of a slut
by You keyed my truck August 17, 2004
verb - to put both your arms and legs into the arm holes of a hoodie. with your head in the hood. leaving just your ass sticking out in the air.
before i got onto the elevator i decided to go mongoosing. so put my hoodie on in such ways. when arriving in the elevator i asked for somebody to hit floor three. arriving at my destination, i summersalted off.
by poopymcpooppoop July 24, 2009