Mongoose

Mongoose eats snakes.
by storm998763 December 13, 2009
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Mongoose

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Nate ~ If MONgoose is one, what is two goose?
by Mega Mango Wango June 27, 2018
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Mongoose

Someone who is says something dumb and/or stupid, so you quickly respond with 'you mongoose'
"Is it London is the capital city of France"
"No, shut up you mongoose
by Br1tishs7ang July 05, 2017
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Mongoose

When a trail runner poops outdoors. This earns you a higher amount of trail credit and respect from your peers.
I had something at the aid station that turned my stomach and now I have to find a safe place to mongoose.
by ImNotThatTypeOfAsian May 02, 2016
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Mongoose

A general term used to discribe any sexual interaction between a long haired gothic chick and her obsessed numeric boyfriend.
Obsessed numeric boyfriend: Mooooooongoooose?

Long haired gothic chick: RRRRrrrrrrrrraooooW!
by 7 November 04, 2004
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Mongoosed

Leaving out a critical part of the story.
by Czech ur inbox October 05, 2016
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mongoosing

The act of fearlessly, ferociously and unscrupulously devouring helpless prey; particularly, after fighting for and winning previously said prey from cobras and other venomous snakes.
"You guys see Bill mongoosing at the club last night? He made out with two chicks, got three numbers and left home with one. What a fucking mongoose!"
by HoneyBadger2498 February 17, 2014
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