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mongoose 

1: (n.) a mammal of the musteline family, related to the weasel, mostly found in asia.
2: (n.) Slang for a rather large penis. Used typically in a joking manner.
1: "Ow! That mongoose bit me!"
2: "Those spandex tights really accentuate that mongoose of his... jeez it's like OUT THERE!"
mongoose by Adustus November 12, 2004

Mongoose 

The best way to greet a french person. A new substitute for the word bonjour.
(At the start of a french class the students stand up to greet their teacher and say in unison): Mongoose
Mongoose by Ball_dont_lie May 29, 2021

Mongoose 

Similar to the term Mong, It is someone who people struggle to understand and don’t get how they can’t complete a simple task. They’re generally assumed to be in a vegetative state.
You fucking mongoose, how did you manage to forget to set an alarm?
Mongoose by Elsa Jean October 4, 2021

Mongoose 

Mongoose eats snakes.
Mongoose by storm998763 December 13, 2009

Mongoose 

One goose
Two goose
Red goose
Mongoose
Nate ~ If MONgoose is one, what is two goose?
Mongoose by Mega Mango Wango June 26, 2018

mongoose 

A mongoose is (A FART) the presence of a mixture of gases known as flatus in the digestive tract of mammals expelled from the rectum (SHOT OUT YOUR ASS, OR SOME ELSE'S ASS). It is more commonly known as 'farting', 'passing gas', or 'breaking wind'. Flatus (THE FART) is expelled under pressure through the anus (THE ASSHOLE), whereby, as a result of the voluntary (PUSHING IT OUT) or involuntary (WHOOPS, SLIPPED OUT) tensing of the anal sphincter, the rapid evacuation of gases from the lower intestine occurs. Depending upon the relative state of the sphincter (relaxed/tense) and the positions of the buttocks, this often results in an audible crackling or trumpeting sound (LOUD OR LOUDER), but gas can also be passed quietly (SBD, SILENT BUT DEADLY)). The olfactory components (STINK) of flatulence include skatole, indole, and sulfurous compounds (NASTY ASS SMELLS). The non-odorous gases are mainly nitrogen (ingested), carbon dioxide (produced by aerobic microbes or ingested), and hydrogen (produced by some microbes), as well as lesser amounts of oxygen (ingested) and methane (produced by anaerobic microbes). Odors result from trace amounts of other components (often containing sulfur compounds)(ROTTEN EGG SMELL).
Q. "What is that smell?"
A. "Mongoose"

Q. "Did you let a mongoose escape?"
A. "Sorry"
mongoose by Rainyadair November 27, 2007