A girl sent by a guy to get close to another guy. Her role is to get info on him through (conversation, text messages, etc.) Then she gives that information back to the guy, Then that guy uses the information to set the other guy up. The bitch is basically a informant (🐀). NEVER TRUST A BITCH. 💯
Mona Lisa to me ain't nothin but a bitch.
by Dead 92315 March 28, 2019
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When your girl is giving you head, you pull out, cum on her face, and brush your junk over her forehead like a paintbrush, watching her expression go completely blank like the painting
My girl told me to surprise her that night, so as I was about to finish, I gave her a Mona Lisa.... Surprise!!!!!
by MizzouViking March 8, 2019
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A very known painting also known as a Joconde (in french). And we just did this detective activity in french class and we had to use our bRaInSSsS....to know what Mona Lisa is so please add this to dictionaryyyyyy
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by LargeLad55 March 12, 2019
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The Mona Lisa is most famous painting ever. It is famous for it’s smile. (IT’S JUST A BASIC SMILE BRO) Leonardo Da Vinci painted the painting. It took him many years to finish it. It is now in the Louvre Museum. It cost US$100 million. That’s a lot!
Teacher: Mike! What is the Mona Lisa?

Mike: It’s a painting, miss!

Teacher: By who?

Mike: I don’t know, because the Mona Lisa is a self-portrait. Da Vinci worked on it, but the women in the painting helped Da Vinci painted it. So I can’t tell you.

Teacher: ...
by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed February 15, 2021
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A pretty girl who does'nt like to smile. Usually caused by a traumatic upbringing and/or bad relationships where she was taken for granted. Because of what she's been through, she does'nt realize how truly attractive she is or does'nt consider herself attractive anymore. A prime example of damaged goods.
Guy 1: Why does'nt the cutie that works at Starbucks smile more often? A pretty girl like that should be smiling all the time.
Guy 2: She's a mona lisa, bro.
Guy 1: Well, there's definitely a special place in hell for her ex boyfriends.
by GhostHunter September 6, 2005
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Steve: "what did that guy do with the mona lisa after he stole it?"

Bob: "He jacked off to it"
by mark101 June 12, 2008
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A painting in the Louvre.
Guy 1. I took my girlfriend to the Mona Lisa yesterday

Guy 2. You took her for a piercing where a beauty mark should be? Stroked her with such skill that she moaned?

Guy 1. No, you muppet, it's a painting.
by Bladebond March 3, 2007
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