Mompernouse

A black chick who turns out to be the whitest person you know.

Hannah: "Is that Mompernouse?"
Dorothy: "Yeah it is, look at her dance like a white person"

by Whoopsyourshoe November 20, 2011

Mommergency

objectively non-urgent concern that nessessitates a panicked phone call, often at innoprotune times (eg. first thing in the morning after drinking, while on a date etc)

It's okay, it was just a Mommergency , let's try to go back to sleep.

by Neon Thrush November 24, 2018

mooner

an individual who regularly exposes his ass in public - expressing a latent homosexual desire for anoreceptivity

I heard Sigmund Freud was a mooner during his medical training

by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

ho-moaner

a prostitute that you fuck so hard and so good, she leaves her pimp and signs her house over to you.

guy 1: damn, nice house dude

guy 2: thanks, Roxanne signed it over to me this morning

guy 1: who is Roxanne?

guy 2: That hooker I picked up last night, turns out she WAS a "ho-moaner"

by Fotofly November 26, 2010

molner

Some dumb cunt in school

Hey, ur a real molner, you know?

by Yermothersdog September 15, 2017

Monera

Arabic name meaning glowing/gleaming/ one who enlightens. Derived from 'Noor' which means light. Likewise, she is a girl who lights up your life with her presence. Very jokey person who always makes all around her laugh uncontrollably. Tends to exhibit a very overprotective nature of anyone she cares about. Has a big heart, caring personality and loves strongly. Her laugh makes your heart fill with light.

girls with the name Monera are very smart, beautiful and great loyal friends. If you know a Monira you're very lucky to have her.

*small girl with a bubbly personality walks past laughing*

Friend 1 to friend 2: she looks like such a monera

by Everything_2311 June 9, 2021

momnesia

The amnesia that women begin to experience when they become moms.
Sometimes there's early onset already during pregnancy.

OMG, she left her infant in the car. She's got momnesia.

by Dr. No, Ph.d. May 11, 2009