mollytagging

Judo-chopping a girl in the middle of her boob, particularly in her nipnip area.

Come here. Let me use you for a test subject. Mollytagging.

by KayteKaos September 6, 2007

Moltard

A name given to an individual who is "Moltarded", meaning retarded.

"Yo check out that Moltard."

by SweetMoltardOfMine February 20, 2010

Moldtard

1. A person who knowingly/willing chooses to behave in an ignorant manner (i.e. using offensive, degrading language or insults & meaning them, and not in a “dark humor funny” manner, behaving in a sexually, physically or verbally aggressive manner without reasonable or just cause, etc) rather than making a conscious effort to remain self aware and behave accordingly after becoming aware of a personal diagnosis of Toxic Mold Syndrome (a medical diagnosis that includes a very dangerous laundry list of physical & mental health issues resulting from long-term exposure to any toxic mold) and becoming fully informed & intimately familiar with the symptoms

2. Knowing you are “moldy” or “sauced” (mold poisoned or “mold- sauced”) & choosing to continue acting like an ignorant “moldtard” bc being an intelligent, awesome, & caring human being is “too much work”

Yo, I’m not even the one who lost it, stop calling me names & own your truth, MOLDTARD!!!

by Krystal Meths Truths December 18, 2019

Molestarded

When someone, usually a woman, decides to make stupid decisions that lead to the unfortunate rape of that individual. Usually involves alcohol and is something that your parents have told you several times.

Joe: Did you hear? Melissa was raped last night.

Steve: Well I'm not surprised, she left the bar completely hammered and took the walk home through a dark alley...

Joe: Man, she is so molestarded

by arose22 November 6, 2011

Mollard

A particularly small male with extremely quick feet or "Shox" who runs around the downtown area of your city wildly. Extremely elusive, so if you catch one, stick around him or you will most likely lose him for the night. Known to freak the fuck out when smoking marijuana, call ambulances on himself when high, vomit with projectile force, take slop shows to hotel rooms for one night, then paying $75 for the room allowing for the Mollard to engage in sexual intercourse.

"Dude what happened to Brad last night? He ditched us for this nasty ass girl and he was nowhere to be found all night. What a fuckin Mollard man."

by MatlockK March 2, 2009

mollytagging

Judo-chopping a girl in the middle of her boob, particularly in her nipnip area.

Come here. Let me use you for a test subject. Mollytagging.

by KayteKaos September 5, 2007

molestard

muh-lest-ard- a) noun - One whom despite their disabilities, takes pleasure in the inappropriate touching and fondling of underage children and/or people that are several generations younger than their own age group. Can be a result of any form of disability; emotional, physical, mental, social, genetic, etc.

Did you see the way Dudley was staring at that little boy? He is such a total molestard!

by impsdlight July 29, 2015