mollusk-geek

a person extremely versed in the branch of zoology dealing with mollusks; an extremely boring person.

"She's a real mollusk-geek!", "Yeah, can't pry her out of that shell! Bor-ing!"

by JeanneTuc August 3, 2006

mooshing mollusks

2 girls who like to have sex by scissoring

Dude I know she likes mooshing mollusks

by mr. insentia November 17, 2017

Mollusk

A scabby crusty growth on the scalp that can be picked off.

I just picked mollusks from my head.

by Hessy80 May 11, 2018

Land Mollusk

A land mollusk is that of a spider, with a shell, tentacles, the face of an old lady, and what seem two be five tallywhackers.

They often reside under the male human's scrotem, and will hide in the so called "gooch".

That kid is a Land Mollusk.
I heard he has Mollusks.
Look out for Land Mollusks while traveling through that part of town.

by MistaCreep August 20, 2011

Mollusk

Derogatory term for Elon Musk.

The Mollusk wants to go to the moon now.

Twitter is getting mollusked!

by Shuaman June 6, 2022

Mollusk

A business magnate and investor. He is the founder, CEO, and Chief Engineer at SpaceX; angel investor, CEO, and Product Architect of Tesla, Inc.; founder of The Boring Company; and co-founder of Neuralink and OpenAI.

Let’s see if mollusk has a pair…Come see me face to face…I’ll show him things he’s never seen before… Like, the other side of his dick when I slice it off.

by Captain J. S. May 27, 2022

Mollusk

A derogatory nickname for the billionaire Elon Musk, first coined by Johnny Depp during the Amber Heard saga to vent his frustrations towards Musk dating Heard.

In a text conversation in 2016 with Depp's agent, Christian Carino: “But she sucked Mollusk's Elon Musk crooked dick and he gave her some sh*tty lawyers. I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion, or what I once thought was love for this gold digging, low level, dime a dozen, mushy, pointless dangling overused flappy fish market….I'm so f---ing happy she wants to go to fight this out!!! She will hit the wall hard!!! went on. "And I cannot wait to have this waste of a c-- guzzler out of my life!!!...I met a f---ing sublime little Russian here… Which made me realize the time I blew on that 50 cent stripper… I wouldn't touch her with a goddam glove.”

by polominty May 29, 2022