Mollusk

A derogatory nickname for the billionaire Elon Musk, first coined by Johnny Depp during the Amber Heard saga to vent his frustrations towards Musk dating Heard.

In a text conversation in 2016 with Depp's agent, Christian Carino: “But she sucked Mollusk's Elon Musk crooked dick and he gave her some sh*tty lawyers. I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion, or what I once thought was love for this gold digging, low level, dime a dozen, mushy, pointless dangling overused flappy fish market….I'm so f---ing happy she wants to go to fight this out!!! She will hit the wall hard!!! went on. "And I cannot wait to have this waste of a c-- guzzler out of my life!!!...I met a f---ing sublime little Russian here… Which made me realize the time I blew on that 50 cent stripper… I wouldn't touch her with a goddam glove.”

Mollusk by polominty May 29, 2022

Mollusk

A business magnate and investor. He is the founder, CEO, and Chief Engineer at SpaceX; angel investor, CEO, and Product Architect of Tesla, Inc.; founder of The Boring Company; and co-founder of Neuralink and OpenAI.

Let’s see if mollusk has a pair…Come see me face to face…I’ll show him things he’s never seen before… Like, the other side of his dick when I slice it off.

Mollusk by Captain J. S. May 30, 2022

Mollusk

Derogatory term for Elon Musk.

The Mollusk wants to go to the moon now.

Twitter is getting mollusked!

Mollusk by Shuaman June 6, 2022

mollusk-geek 

a person extremely versed in the branch of zoology dealing with mollusks; an extremely boring person.

"She's a real mollusk-geek!", "Yeah, can't pry her out of that shell! Bor-ing!"

mollusk-geek by JeanneTuc August 3, 2006

Elon Mollusk 

What Elon Musk should be called for electronic artsing Twitter.

Some people are turning away from Twitter after Elon Mollusk bought it.

Elon Mollusk by The Real Driller October 31, 2022

Flossing the mollusk 

The act of circulating the penis throughout the vagina during sexual intercourse, due to either lack of penile girth or excessive vaginal elasticity, in order to increase sexual pleasure for either or both parties.

Ex. 1:
Brandi: How was your date with Joe?
Tina: Eh, okay. He bought me dinner so I took him back to my place.
Brandi: How’d that go?
Tina: I’ve had better. He was so small I had to tell him to floss the mollusk.
Brandi: Yeah, I find flossing the mollusk helps sometimes.

Ex. 2
Joe: Dude, I totally fucked Tina last night after taking her to McDonald’s.
Tom: How was it?
Joe: She was so loose I had to floss the mollusk.

Flossing the mollusk by Zachy and JameJame October 28, 2011

Land Mollusk 

A land mollusk is that of a spider, with a shell, tentacles, the face of an old lady, and what seem two be five tallywhackers.

They often reside under the male human's scrotem, and will hide in the so called "gooch".

That kid is a Land Mollusk.
I heard he has Mollusks.
Look out for Land Mollusks while traveling through that part of town.

Land Mollusk by MistaCreep August 20, 2011