Fuck Mozzarella

Fuck Mozzarella is an expression used to tell problems to fuck themselves

Example: Bro, chill out... Fuck Mozzarella

by Lcs23 March 19, 2021

Mozzarella Stick

To consume a bag of Cheetos (or cheese puffs, cheez doodles, etc.) and then proceed to masturbate without washing your hands so the penis ends up covered in the orange, cheesy dust from the food.

Billy: Did you hear about AJ?
Johnny: No, what happened?

Billy: Katie was gonna give him a handjob after Netflix night but he had a major mozzarella stick!
Johnny: Oh man, AJ must've been pissed!

by ViciousCritter January 26, 2015

Dirty Mozzarella Stick

Term refers to a deep fried piece of shit/fecal matter. Originally used in the Mr. Becker contest, May 2009.

Chef Eileen has since resorted to frying up pieces of shit, however, I find her dirty mozzarella sticks irresistible.

by Katie Zimmerman April 25, 2009

Mozzarella

Traditionally to take a ball of wetted tissue paper that resembles a ball of mozzarella and throw it in somebody's face while they are sleeping (preferably with a hangover or drunk). With the addition of recent technology, documentation of mozzarella-ing has increased tenfold. Popular documentation methods include photography, but better yet, video. You can go 'oldskool' by using tissue paper or the increasingly popular 'nuskool' method of using a genuine piece of mozzarella. See 'mozzarella prank' Youtube

1. Let's go mozzarella his arse!

2. He got mozzarella-ed so bad, we even got it on video! Oh shit let's see. Youtube!

3. Nuskool Mozzarella to the face!

4. There's gonna be plenty of mozzarella-ing tonight!

by The True Chinman April 5, 2010

The Mozzarella Stick

When you eat cheetos and jerk it with the cheesy powder still on your hands.

Dude, I got so high I did The Mozzarella Stick.

by Tremor41 January 26, 2015

mozzarella cheese

type of cheese. believed to have been created by gabriella marchitelli

girl: hey whos that?
boy: its gabriella mozzarella cheese!

by myafhf August 7, 2009

Mozzarella Stick

During SeaNanners' and Sark's GTA V Lets Play's, Sark describes something he saw in a dream. He dreamt that he had eaten a bag of Cheetos and then jerked off without washing his hands before he did so. He dubbed this maneuver the Mozzarella Stick.

Man I was so lonely last night that I did a Mozzarella Stick...

by BitchTitsMcFuckatron January 26, 2015