When a person performs oral sex on a girl who is on her period. Also called "catsup moustache" in some areas
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by Louiloui September 17, 2013
Get the mustache cash stash mug.The Mustache Fairy leaves evidence of what the mustache bearer did the night before while drunk, within his or her mustache.
Mustached man: "I have no idea what I did last night, but apparently I drank a lot of beer."
Concerned friend: "I think you banged a chicken; the Mustache Fairy left a feather in your mustache."
Mustached man: "Yeah, and it stinks like beer and hot wings."
Concerned friend: "I think you banged a chicken; the Mustache Fairy left a feather in your mustache."
Mustached man: "Yeah, and it stinks like beer and hot wings."
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by flappy dickwad May 6, 2009
Get the Pork Scotch Moustache mug.Noun. 1. Activities or shenanigans most commonly associated with people adorning any number of face ornaments (moustaches) and usually associated with alcohol and/or a lack of pants. 2. A local establishment or residence where clientele are known for sporting mustaches and speaking of ridiculous sexual escapades that may or may not be true.
1. I've had enough of this moustachery, put your pants back on! 2. We decided to retreat to Charles's moustachery, so that Richard could elaborate on his most recent sexual exploits in the Philippines.
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