mugshot

to descibe someone that is REALLY ugly or looks bad at the time. a mugshot is the name of a photo cops take of criminals after they've been cought. and criminals don't usually look good after they've been beat down by a bunch of good for nothing cops

holay... that guy is so mugshot

by unique August 9, 2004

Cedar Valley Mugshots

Cedar Valley Mugshots is a Facebook service page that concentrates public information of criminal activity in Iowa's Cedar Valley region into an easy to read social-media format that notifies viewers as the mugshots are posted. Most of the crime reported is in Black Hawk County and surrounding areas. As always, arrest is NOT an indication of guilt.

"Randy Gunderson sure destroyed that ped defender on Cedar Valley Mugshots."

by Dir. Fury September 13, 2013

Albanian Mugshot

When a girl is sucking you off, and just before you cum you shine a light in her eyes so she squints and bites down, allowing the semens to spray out of her mouth into her eyelashes, sticking them closed.

"Jerry just gave his girl the Albanian Mugshot, she couldnt open her eyes for half an hour!"

by Fckboy Tony October 8, 2017

Milk Carton Mugshot.

The type of picture that looks like it could be on a milk carton.

Tom: Dude, I was so drunk last night!
Steve: I know, I saw the pictures. Just about every picture of you was a milk carton mugshot.

by whitechapel June 29, 2009

mugshot

When you ejaculate into someone's coffee mug instead of adding cream. Generally done when you are highly annoyed with them.

Casey slept with my girlfriend, but I got revenge by pulling a mugshot on him the next morning.
Shannen wouldn't give me a blowjob last night, but I pulled a mugshot this morning, so she swallowed my load anyway.
My boss didn't give me a raise, so when she sent an intern to get her coffee, I gave him $50 to pull a mugshot.

by ABQ Thesaurus Rex January 28, 2017

Mugshot Model

A woman who takes many mug shots.

Rachel is a mugshot model.

by Greatness723 November 21, 2021

OFFICE MUGSHOT

The office mugshot looks like a pretty innocent mug
If it wasn't for the vodka, it could have been a sippy cup

Fill it up with the waters of roasted Columbia blend
and there you have an office day well spend

Walter took the 'office mugshot', he's now a little tipsy
On Mondays there are mugshots for everyone

by Henk H December 16, 2022