Moby Dick

Waking your wife by repeatedly beating your penis across her face in a performance reminiscent of the great John Bonham drum solo "Moby Dick"

She wouldn't wake up so I played Moby Dick. She woke up immediately

by Greg Toland January 8, 2015

moby dick

The pinacle of the act of harpooning, in which the woman being harpooned is in excess of twice the harpooners own body weight.

Friend: Man, was boning a fatty really worth breaking your ribs for?
Friend 2: hell yes, I harpooned my moby dick, my life is complete

by metrosexualbastard August 17, 2006

Moby's Dick

A man named Moby with a penis so large that it takes over his name.

He was Moby until his nudes leaked. Now he's Moby's Dick

by nopronounbullshit November 21, 2018

moby dick

An extremely long drum solo by Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham. The best drum work ever, hands-down.

50 CENTS DRUM MACHINE IS TIGHT YO!!! FOR SHIZZLE!!!
Stfu, Moby Dick owns 50 cent any day.

by bonzorocks May 21, 2004

Moby Dick

When you are banging a chubby white girl from behind and her big ass is up in the air... you pull out and spew all over her back while yelling "Thar she blows!"

"I "Moby Dick'd" that girl I picked up last night!"

by SamAmy February 19, 2009

Moby dick

A penis with a strong fishy odor from intercourse with a female who doesn't keep her vagina clean.
The people involved with the intercourse in question are the only ones who don't notice the stink.
Most anybody else within five yards or so will smell it and be physically sick.
Short of amputation, the only way it can be cured is to soak and scrub the area with a strong pine disinfectant.

Chuck: Did you fuck that skanky bitch?
Willy: Sure did, and it was good.
Chuck: Eeugh! Moby dick, man!
Willy: Shitshitshitshitshitshitshit.

by knottawanker February 21, 2010

The Moby Dick

When a man masturbates in a body of water (hot-tub, pool, lake) just as he is about to ejaculate he sticks only his dick-head out of the water and the spurts of jism look like a whale spouting water while surfacing.

I was in the hotel pool and pulled The Moby Dick but there were no towels around to clean up. I hope the chlorine is strong.

by Bewls Rules June 4, 2010