perfectly mismatched

something or someone; Meant to be with a certain person or object aside of the differences and imperfections.

We loved each other, despite how far away we were and how different we saw life, we were perfectly mismatched...

by Cheeze_itz January 23, 2021

Mismatched Socks

The impossible act of reaching into the ass of a male human and grabbing his penis and testicles and pulling them back out through his asshole, usually pulling out some of his intestine with it (similar to a pink sock). Thus the victim has his penis and testicles which are the same color of his skin tone hanging out of his ass along with a section of pinkish intestines.

Giving someone “mismatched socks” is impossible because one would have to rupture the intestine and break through the pelvis bone to grab the penis and testicles and pull them back out through the asshole. Also, if one grabs the penis and testicles from inside the body and pulls them out through the asshole the penis and testicles are inside out and are of a similar color of the intestines. Thus, the socks are not mismatched at all!

Mike annoyed Julie so she threatened to pull his penis and testicles out of his asshole, giving him mismatched socks! Ouch!

by xoxo__mismatched.socks March 30, 2009

Mismatched Sock

The impossible act of reaching into the ass of a male human and pull his penis and testicles out through his asshole.

Michael irritated Dylan so Dylan gave Michael a mismatched sock. Ouch!

by xX.mismatched.sock.Xx March 30, 2009

Mismatched Heights Hug

This type of hug can be any type of awkward hug from someone much shorter than you.

Warning: a mismatched heights hug may leave you smothered breathless by something uncomfortable like cleavage, crotch, or knees.

by SundazeChild May 27, 2013

mix-match

Variant of mishmash or mish mash, which is a confused mixture

Dang, I can't find a matching pair of socks.....oh well i will just wear a mix-matched pair.

by AHBroccoli July 16, 2018

Mix & match

an annoying prick

You know that Mix & match keed?
Absolutely hadakeed with that keed

by JermoeASFrealnotfake March 1, 2022

Mix match kids

A women who has multiple baby fathers her children do not share the same dad.

A man who has multiple baby mothers his children do not share the same mother.

She has mix match kids.

by BrightVanillaChell January 14, 2024